Thursday, April 14, 2011

Carbon Monoxide and Taxes...

Enough of either CO or taxes will effectively make you a non-entity, but this doesn't mean you should avoid them entirely.  Because that almost impossible, as it turns out.
We live in a closed, entropic system.  Everything in our atmosphere, biosphere and geosphere is tending toward utter chaos.  And that's a 'built-in rule.'  Actually, a law.  (Pause for consideration.)

Have you caught your breath?  (I know - you're thinking - "But the implications are staggering.")

Hello? Yeah, they are.  Mind-bogglingly so.
Redundancy.  The cornerstone of engineering, in my realm.  If it wants to load up and fall, make it stay.  Twice.  And then add a steel strap, just for the seismic issues that inevitably occur in The Ring Of Fire.

20 years ago I had carbon monoxide poisoning.  I was looking for my tax documents, and the heat from the stove - preheating, then cooking the crap outta -  vaporized my teflon pan and some eggs and olive oil.  I remember waking up several times but not the passing out thing,  and I woke up in the living room, the bathroom, the shower, and then the hospital.  Pools of saliva are involved, so I don't even know how long I was out.  Don't remember much in between.  Never did find the right documents, if I recall.

What the fuck am I talking about?  Inevitability.  That smothering sense of guilt/remorse/loss that makes you wish that you'd done things differently at the time...

I'm pretty sure I'd have bought a winning lottery ticket.  And kissed a girl "Happy Birthday."

Begin a glacier.  (?)  Not anymore.

No comments:

Post a Comment